0230 GMT January 31, 2006
Hamas Sees No Reason why Western Aid Should Be Cut When it comes to feeding at the public trough, we suppose terrorists are no different from anyone else. Hamas says western aid should continue, and it is prepared to assure transparency.
We say to Hamas: have you no shame? You should yourself refuse to take money from the west - this is the same west that brought about the creation of Israel and has stood by it for sixty years.
We say to ourselves: what were we thinking when we asked Hamas if it has no shame? Of course it has no shame. It is an opportunistic movement that wants power for itself and its followers. Hamas is just another Palestinian tribe fighting for the spoils.
Iraqis Prepare To Take Over Anbar and is preparing to take over Mosul. It has recently taken over Diwaniah and Wasit Provinces.
Bill Roggio writes that in a Newsweek interview an Anbar sheikh claims the Iraqis/US control nothing in Anbar, Zarqawi control everything.
Whatever cactus plant people smoke in Anbar has got to be the good stuff: Mr. Roggio notes the government and US forces have battle positions in every town and city in the Euphrates Valley and training of local forces is proceeding. Since anything outside the Euphrates Valley in uninhabitable, it would seem Zarqawi controls nothing and the security forces control everything. Moreover, there are a lot of Anbar groups looking to make Zarqawi keep his appointment with the virgins.
DPRK Alleges 190 US Aerial Incursions in January counting all types of spy aircraft including U-2s, RC-135s, and drones. The US's ambition to stifle DPRK by force of arms remains unchanged. The report is from China's Xinhuanet.
Assuming DPRK is counting right, we admit to being impressed by the scale of the US reconnaissance effort. That's six flights a day, seems like the US wants to lockdown the country nice and tight.
As for US ambitions, we have to rap the US on its knuckles. 51 years since the Korean Armistice and wiping out DPRK is still just an ambition? Come on America, lets see some action here before we all die of old age.
Letter from Jonathan Hisey You made a comparison of the Palestinians voting Hamas into power to the Germans voting Hitler into power. This is a bad comparison and highly incorrect. Hitler was never elected by the German people as a leader/president/dictator. In fact in the presidential election of 1932 he only got about 30% of the vote, and in the following runoff he received slightly more, 36%. In fact his Nazi party never even got a majority of the seats in the German Parliament. He was appointed chancellor by the president of Germany. He later used this position to get the parliament to delegate all powers to him making him the dictator of Germany. So I guess you could say that the German parliament voted for him for dictator or something like that. Even so that is still quite different that being directly elected by the German people.
Editor Mr. Hisey is correct, and we could have phrased things better. Hamas won an outright majority. The Nazi party even in coalition with centrists did not have a majority. After the Reichstag fire, Hitler blamed the communists and had them arrested. With the communists out of the way Hitler managed to get the Enabling Act passed which got him started on the short path to absolute dictator of Germany.
Pakistan Train Derailed By Blast A train on the Islamabad-Rawalpindi run was derailed by a blast; so far 3 are said dead and 30 injured. While sabotage in Balochistan is an everyday affair, the Punjab has had few such incidents.
Orbat.com condemns this terrorist attack against civilians.
Nigerian Hostages Released BBC says that the 4 men seized from an oil platform in the Niger Delta have been released on a ransom of $700,000 - a bit of a reduction from the $1.5-billion non-negotiable demand by the insurgents.
Why are we not surprised that all that high-minded talk about Nigeria and the oil companies must pay to clean up the environmental damage to the Delta blah blah blah was, in the end, just blah blah blah? Like the Iraq kidnappers, these men are neither terrorists nor insurgents. They're only ordinary criminals.
0230 GMT January 30, 2006
Hamas Sets Terms For Truce It wants Israel to return to its pre-1967 borders and release Palestinian prisoners. Then, says Hamas, it will be possible to have years of coexistence with Israel.
Needless to say, Israel is not buying any of this. The country has its own election coming up. There is going to be a huge shift in favor of the hardliners - Israelis are going to say: "we gave up settlements in exchange for Hamas?"
Hamas is living in a world of its own fantasy. First, Fatah is not going to let Hamas have a monopoly of armed force. Second, Israel is not going to accept a Palestine governed by Hamas. What the new rulers of Palestine don't seem to understand is that Israel can take away what is gave. The material conditions have changed, and under international law, no country is forced to adhere to an agreement when that happens.
This does not mean Israel is going to start sending missiles down Hamas's pants. It is going to wait till Hamas does something stupid, like kill Israelis, and then the hammer is going to come down.
Readers should keep in mind that Hamas, like any organization, is not composed of people with a single position. There will be moderates and extremists in Hamas. The bane of the Arab world is that nothing is ever settled. This is particularly true of Palestine, where undisciplined, everyone-do-their-own thing factions run amok no matter who is power. It is simply a matter of time before extremists within Hamas strike Israel.
Letter from Paul Danish Mr. Danish notes that the point being made that Palestinians did not vote for terror, they voted for clean and effective government. He asks, didn't the Germans in 1932 do something of the same sort?
Editor's Comment And Mr. Danish is right. Hitler came to power not by promising world domination, massacre of the Jews, and the subjugation of the Slav peoples. He offered jobs, jobs, jobs. Had the Germany people had any inkling what was in store for them in a few short years, they might have had second thoughts about their devil's bargain.
Incidentally, Hitler delivered on his jobs promise. Of course, on May 8, 1945, Germany lay in ruins from one end to the other, and aside from the suffering of the civilians, 6 million German soldiers were eternally employed in other-worldly tasks as they lay in their graves. Then Germany was partitioned, and a regime of stark totalitarianism ruled the country for the next 45 years.
But Germany did get full-employment. So much so that there were huge labor shortages. The situation was worsened because Hitler had decreed that German women were too noble to do something menial like work.
The result was the widespread use of slave labor in the 3rd Reich. This aspect gets almost ignored in the world's focus on the Holocaust, but the slave labor thing was also an enormous crime against humanity. Seven millions were enslaved, of whom, it is said, 4 of 5 died, making this a crime equal to the Holocaust. Not to mention 3.5 million Soviet prisoners of war killed or mistreated to death in captivity.
But what the heck: the man delivered on his campaign promise, no?
Now This Is The Way To Run A Court The trial of Saddam resumed. His half-brother screamed obscenities at the judge. The half-brother was ejected forcibly from court.
Then a bunch of defense lawyers walked out, with the judge warning they would be replaced. No reaction. The court appointed six new lawyers.
So then Saddam said he was going to leave in protest, he didn't want these lawyers. You leave when I tell you to leave said the judge, and Saddam was forced back into his seat and then taken away.
Meanwhile, Mr. Ramsey Clark, American advisor to the defense, was not present, but that didnt stop him from saying the "lawless". atmosphere made a fair trial impossible and the trial should be moved to another country. Please XCuze Me, Mr. Clark. Your client was behaving in a lawless fashion, not the court. Can you please think before you speak? You are too important a person to make comments like the lawless one.
Human Rights Watch And Saddam's Trial We would like to register our strong protest at HRWs completely one sided approach to the Saddam trial. Now HRW is protesting government interference in appointing judges.
First, are the people of Iraq looking to HRW to certify the legitimacy of the trial? It is a matter of the Iraqi people, the trial is orders of magnitude more fair than anyone thought Saddam would get, and you are talking about a country that has been traumatized by 35 years of brutal dictatorship. There is no institution in Iraq that was left in working condition except for the army and the security apparatus once Saddam took over.
Second, HRW has made just token mention of the intimidation of judges and witnesses going on. Does that not make the trial unfair?
Last, HRW has not focused its considerable publicity machine on the behavior of the accused.
The US Government and Saddam's Trial We further want to make a strong protest against the US government. Once the US decided it was going to get involved in a Saddam trial, it automatically ceded HRW and the like a seat in the court. You either have standards or you don't have standards. By involving itself, the US has provided justification for HRW etc to intervene and say: "This is not to US standard" - even though the notion of applying US criminal law standards to a trial like this are amusingly and pathetically naive.
The US needs to hand Saddam over to the Iraqis and get out of the trial. The US government should take its advice and its advisors and send them home. Washington, as has become the norm in Iraq, is behaving with utmost stupidity in this whole matter. It would be one-sided of us to slam HRW while coyly remaining silent about the incompetence of the US government that has largely brought about this farcical situation.
Agreement With Iran on $100/Barrel Oil Iran has said that if it is attacked, it will stop oil exports and block the Straits of Hormuz and moon the US president and stick dry erase markers up its nostrils, and oil will go to $100/Barrel and then the west will be sorry.
Mike Thompson sends us news reports that say the oil market at $70 has a $10 Iran-fear-premium already built in, and $100/bbl oil is a real possibility.
There is no reserve pumping capacity left; Saudi in any case has said it is not going to make up for the loss of Iran crude. The tight supply position arises because the dismal oil prices of the last 10 years - before the current run-up - reduced incentives to explore and produce.
There are, of course, all sorts of ways to deal with $100/bbl oil; the simplest being to do nothing and let the market take its course. Reducing taxes is one way to deal with an oil price income.
In any case the issue is not one of price. If the west is going to predicate its actions on Iran on the fear of more expensive oil, its going to find that a nuclear Iran is going to cost everyone a great deal more money.
0230 GMT January 30, 2006
Hamas Sets Terms For Truce It wants Israel to return to its pre-1967 borders and release Palestinian prisoners. Then, says Hamas, it will be possible to have years of coexistence with Israel.
Needless to say, Israel is not buying any of this. The country has its own election coming up. There is going to be a huge shift in favor of the hardliners - Israelis are going to say: "we gave up settlements in exchange for Hamas?"
Hamas is living in a world of its own fantasy. First, Fatah is not going to let Hamas have a monopoly of armed force. Second, Israel is not going to accept a Palestine governed by Hamas. What the new rulers of Palestine don't seem to understand is that Israel can take away what is gave. The material conditions have changed, and under international law, no country is forced to adhere to an agreement when that happens.
This does not mean Israel is going to start sending missiles down Hamas's pants. It is going to wait till Hamas does something stupid, like kill Israelis, and then the hammer is going to come down.
Readers should keep in mind that Hamas, like any organization, is not composed of people with a single position. There will be moderates and extremists in Hamas. The bane of the Arab world is that nothing is ever settled. This is particularly true of Palestine, where undisciplined, everyone-do-their-own thing factions run amok no matter who is power. It is simply a matter of time before extremists within Hamas strike Israel.
Letter from Paul Danish Mr. Danish notes that the point being made that Palestinians did not vote for terror, they voted for clean and effective government. He asks, didn't the Germans in 1932 do something of the same sort?
Editor's Comment And Mr. Danish is right. Hitler came to power not by promising world domination, massacre of the Jews, and the subjugation of the Slav peoples. He offered jobs, jobs, jobs. Had the Germany people had any inkling what was in store for them in a few short years, they might have had second thoughts about their devil's bargain.
Incidentally, Hitler delivered on his jobs promise. Of course, on May 8, 1945, Germany lay in ruins from one end to the other, and aside from the suffering of the civilians, 6 million German soldiers were eternally employed in other-worldly tasks as they lay in their graves. Then Germany was partitioned, and a regime of stark totalitarianism ruled the country for the next 45 years.
But Germany did get full-employment. So much so that there were huge labor shortages. The situation was worsened because Hitler had decreed that German women were too noble to do something menial like work.
The result was the widespread use of slave labor in the 3rd Reich. This aspect gets almost ignored in the world's focus on the Holocaust, but the slave labor thing was also an enormous crime against humanity. Seven millions were enslaved, of whom, it is said, 4 of 5 died, making this a crime equal to the Holocaust. Not to mention 3.5 million Soviet prisoners of war killed or mistreated to death in captivity.
But what the heck: the man delivered on his campaign promise, no?
Now This Is The Way To Run A Court The trial of Saddam resumed. His half-brother screamed obscenities at the judge. The half-brother was ejected forcibly from court.
Then a bunch of defense lawyers walked out, with the judge warning they would be replaced. No reaction. The court appointed six new lawyers.
So then Saddam said he was going to leave in protest, he didn't want these lawyers. You leave when I tell you to leave said the judge, and Saddam was forced back into his seat and then taken away.
Meanwhile, Mr. Ramsey Clark, American advisor to the defense, was not present, but that didnt stop him from saying the "lawless". atmosphere made a fair trial impossible and the trial should be moved to another country. Please XCuze Me, Mr. Clark. Your client was behaving in a lawless fashion, not the court. Can you please think before you speak? You are too important a person to make comments like the lawless one.
Human Rights Watch And Saddam's Trial We would like to register our strong protest at HRWs completely one sided approach to the Saddam trial. Now HRW is protesting government interference in appointing judges.
First, are the people of Iraq looking to HRW to certify the legitimacy of the trial? It is a matter of the Iraqi people, the trial is orders of magnitude more fair than anyone thought Saddam would get, and you are talking about a country that has been traumatized by 35 years of brutal dictatorship. There is no institution in Iraq that was left in working condition except for the army and the security apparatus once Saddam took over.
Second, HRW has made just token mention of the intimidation of judges and witnesses going on. Does that not make the trial unfair?
Last, HRW has not focused its considerable publicity machine on the behavior of the accused.
The US Government and Saddam's Trial We further want to make a strong protest against the US government. Once the US decided it was going to get involved in a Saddam trial, it automatically ceded HRW and the like a seat in the court. You either have standards or you don't have standards. By involving itself, the US has provided justification for HRW etc to intervene and say: "This is not to US standard" - even though the notion of applying US criminal law standards to a trial like this are amusingly and pathetically naive.
The US needs to hand Saddam over to the Iraqis and get out of the trial. The US government should take its advice and its advisors and send them home. Washington, as has become the norm in Iraq, is behaving with utmost stupidity in this whole matter. It would be one-sided of us to slam HRW while coyly remaining silent about the incompetence of the US government that has largely brought about this farcical situation.
Agreement With Iran on $100/Barrel Oil Iran has said that if it is attacked, it will stop oil exports and block the Straits of Hormuz and moon the US president and stick dry erase markers up its nostrils, and oil will go to $100/Barrel and then the west will be sorry.
Mike Thompson sends us news reports that say the oil market at $70 has a $10 Iran-fear-premium already built in, and $100/bbl oil is a real possibility.
There is no reserve pumping capacity left; Saudi in any case has said it is not going to make up for the loss of Iran crude. The tight supply position arises because the dismal oil prices of the last 10 years - before the current run-up - reduced incentives to explore and produce.
There are, of course, all sorts of ways to deal with $100/bbl oil; the simplest being to do nothing and let the market take its course. Reducing taxes is one way to deal with an oil price income.
In any case the issue is not one of price. If the west is going to predicate its actions on Iran on the fear of more expensive oil, its going to find that a nuclear Iran is going to cost everyone a great deal more money.
0230 GMT January 29, 2006
Hamas Proposes Palestine Army in lieu of disarming as western countries are insisting the new government - yet to be formed - must do. The idea seems dead on arrival: Fatah says the security forces answer to the President, Mr. Abbas, and there is no question of putting them under the army. That's because then Fatah forces will be abolished. If the Palestinians don't sort this out, they're setting the stage for civil war, particularly as Fatah does not seem ready to exit the scene just because Hamas won.
Its blackmail says Hamas, when told if it did not denounce terror western nations would cut off aid. That really means the US; the Europeans will talk themselves into sending aid in the same way they justified aid in Arafat's time - it was supposed to bring Arafat into the political mainstream and to give jobs/developments to ordinary Palestinians so they were not attracted to radicalism. That worked really well: Arafat stole hundreds of millions of dollars for himself, and ran the country like his personal fief with the rest. Why should it be any different now?
We don't know about the blackmail thing, but the US is constrained by its own laws regarding dealings with terrorist organizations. Also, how is Hamas entitled to get money from the US as a matter of right?
Hamas is doing a bit of blackmail of its own. If you don't give us money, it is saying, we will arrange it from Other Sources. Goodness gracious, we are so frightened. For one thing, Hamas has always been funded by Other Sources (take a guess: a country with a four letter name starting with I and ending with N, and with the letter R and A as part of the name). For another, taking money from the Other Sources will discredit Hamas further.
So the media is making a big deal about noting the people of Palestine did not vote for terror, they voted for a cleaner government. We ourselves made the point. Just like significant majorities of Israelis, the majority of Palestinians want peace. But now Hamas is in power, where's the pressure on it to accede to the will of the people?
Balochistan: We Protest We sympathize with the people of Balochistan - even if many of their leaders are a bunch of thieves masquerading as democrats and freedom fighters. But we do NOT want to hear news stories like this one: a 3-kilo bomb was discovered on a Baloch rail track 2 minutes before a passenger train was to pass. If that bomb had gone off as the train, an express, passed there could have been horrendous civilian casualties.
As of now, we are giving the people who planted the bomb the benefit of the doubt and assuming they wanted to blow up the track, not the train.
But if their target was the train, then they are terrorists pure and simple and deserve the fate of all terrorists.
Train tracks, power lines, bridges, government forces, these are legitimate targets in an insurgency. A passenger train is not a legitimate target.
Michael Moore Now Promoted To Filthy Hypocrite This American is a noted anti-American. We don't like his political views. But he has a right to them and to express them, even if he lies and twists what little truth he deals with.
But. He is on record as having said he owns not one share of stock. Reader Mike Thompson alerts us to a book which lists Mike Moore as owning tens of thousands of shares, including 2000 in Halliburton.
Sorry, didn't get that. Did you say Halliburton? Yes we did, that's what the story says. But isn't Mike Moore anti-Halliburton, having accused the company of many crimes in his ant-American movie Fahrenheit 9/11? In fact, isn't Halliburton the villain of the movie. Indeed yes.
Noam Chomsky Now this we find interesting, Prof. Chomsky being from the editor's time. This gentleman has spent a lifetime condemning the Pentagon as the source of all evil in the world. The above book says he has spent a lifetime taking money from the Pentagon - that's where his grants come from.
0230 GMT January 28, 2006
Okay Palestine, Destroy Yourself and See If We Care Fatah supporters are on a rampage, denouncing Mr. Abbas as a stooge of America who has caused their fall from 40 years of power. His policies were not our policies, they say.
Right. Your policies were or are? Presumably the same as Hamas since you are implying that since those who want to destroy Israel got elected, you wouldn't have lost had you also called for Israel's destruction?
Does it occur to Fatah that the typical Palestine voter kicked out Fatah not because it was perceived as too soft on Israel but because it is corrupt from top to bottom and back again?
If Fatah too is going to go "wipe Israel off the face of the earth", then sorry, you're going to have to proceed without our sympathy. We have stood up for the Palestine people and many times criticized the Israelis for the way they treat the occupied population. But whatever the original rights and wrongs - and there are plenty of wrongs on the side of Israel and the west, wiping out Israel doesn't qualify as a solution.
For one thing Hamas is proposing genocide; the west stood by for one genocide of the Jews, it isn't going to stand by for a second time.
For another thing, when you call for force, you have lost your moral superiority. You are every bit as bad as the Israelis who advocate force; worse, because they are not advocating genocide for you.
If there is no longer a moral issue, then might rules right. Israel has found with its wall - and the irony of the Jews building a wall around the Palestine ghetto do not escape us - that it is relatively safe from terrorism. So all you can do is launch rockets. If things get too bad for Israel, they will simply come in all over again and club you to the ground. And if you thought last time was bad, wait till next time.
Fatah, you are boring us at Orbat.com. We forgive anything, but not bores.
Hugo Starts His Purge Of The Military Our favorite dictator Hugo is hardly the perfect democrat - or any democrat come to think of it, but because he's military, we thought the military at least backs him.
Apparently not. He has a purge underway, so far mainly low-ranking officers and just one high ranking officer. The charge is spying for the US.
Hey there Hugo, baby - nice job, nice job. Two birds with one stone and all that.
By the way, we assumed everyone knows about Hugo's democratic past, but we met a young person who didnt. Huge founded a conspiracy with his military best buds in 1982, planning to overthrow the government which was, oddly enough, a democracy. Hugo's excuse was it was doing nothing for the country's poor. So you'd think the solution would be to quit the army, enter politics, stand for election.
Not a bit. Hugo staged a coup in 1992 - rather, he tried to. Arrested, he was staring at his cell walls when, nine months later, his best buds led a second attempt. This time he announced the government had fallen. Fallen was Hugo, who went back to jail.
Then he was pardoned and the rest, as they say is history.
Look at the irony of it: he tried to stage a coup, on failing, he should have been shot. Instead the soft-hearted democracy in which he resided let him live. He showed his gratitude when - after winning a legitimate election - he did away with democracy.
What about the poor he was out to help? Apparently they have gotten poorer and there are more of them as a percentage of the country's population. But that's not Hugo's fault, no no no. Its Washington's fault because it's trying to strangle Hugo's revolution.
Give it up, Hugo, our best buddy. We're not sure Washington even has figured out you're a problem. They worry about other things in Washington.
German Foreign Minister Proud Winner of Klasse Klowne Award He acknowledges that that negotiations to free two German engineers kidnapped within two days of their arrival in-country and being complicated by speculation that a $5-million ransom was paid for the German archeologist - you, the one we mentioned the other day after she was found with some of the marked ransom bills. That suggested the deal was a set up between her and the kidnappers.
But the German FM denied that the "We Pay Ransoms" policy was endangering the lives of other Germans. “The problem is not ransom payments, but the reporting about them,” he said.
In other words, if you all wouldn't yak about the thing so much, we could carry on paying ransoms and no one's lives would be in danger.
Some of us are born asses, some of us get there by hard work, and some of us can only dream of being asses. With FMs like this one, Germany is safe. From what we don't know.
By the way, we learn from the London Times the archeologist converted to Islam and lives in Iraq. So by kidnapping her the Islamic terrorists kidnapped one of their co-religionists and one who cares enough for the country to live there.
0230 GMT January 27, 2006
Hamas Wins By A Landslide Yesterday's pre-election polls proved wildly inaccurate: Hamas won 76 seats out of 132. The plan is to make an alliance with Fatah, and let Fatah continue with the compromising business of making peace with Israel, while Hamas keeps its "Israel must be destroyed" posture.
Nice plan, if Fatah is stupid enough to buy it.
Hamas's Plans Rendered Irrelevant By Immediate Israeli Rejection Imagine that, Hamas! It wasn't Fatah you had to convince, it was Israel, and the Israeli Prime Minister has already said "Forget about it" to any Palestine government that includes Hamas.
So we have the odd situation where a party with a landslide victory has already failed its people, because without Israel's cooperation, the proverbial duck cannot quack in Palestine.
And - how embarrassing is this? - Israeli said if any person it believes is a terrorist becomes a cabinet member, he is still going to be a dead duck.
Now, readers know have our criticisms of Israel, such as its very harsh measures in the formerly/presently occupied territories. Nonetheless, we have to first say we completely understand why Israel wont deal with Hamas, and second say we admire the clarity and decisiveness with which Israel has formulated its response.
Still further, there is no evidence that Hamas is going to be any less self-destructive and any more concerned for the welfare of the people than Fatah was. True that Hamas is known for its good works and so on. But those works were done to win political advantage when Hamas was the outsider. Now it is the insider, and we predict the same corruption, nepotism, suppression of dissent, large scale spying, and lack of respect for human rights that have been the hallmarks of all Palestine governments.
Times London notes that Hamas has been responsible for 50 bomb attacks killing 430 Israelis. Given that the Israeli population is 2% of the US's, that's akin to 20,600 American deaths.
Darfur Rebels Attack Government Town and the US issues a strong condemnation. The US is being fair, regardless of the origin of the violence, violence is wrong. Readers may recall we'd mentioned that a UN report on Dafur had said all parties have violated human rights.
Stories For A Slow News Day
Follies From My Adopted Country I A school student wants to wear shorts to school because of a knee injury. School says no, its winter and policy is long pants. Student says well, the girls are allowed to wear skirts and their legs show, so what's this anti-shorts policy? So go ahead and wear skirts, says the school. So the student shows up in a skirt - his family is behind him A-100% by the way.
Third day of wearing a skirt, school says, look, you're in danger of getting thrown out for this skirt thing. Student's family immediately dials 1-800-CALL-ACLU, you know, the number that goes with all the ads on the cover page of the telephone directories? "You have someone to sue for you, no matter how asinine the issue?"
ACLU threatens to sue. School backs down.
Now, if the student had a legitimate problem, what stopped him from getting a doctor's note saying he should not be covering up the injury? Because that would have deprived the student. his family, and the ACLU to make asses of themselves, and that's violative of the Constitution.
So ACLU, when next I go to substitute in my county schools, I'm going to wear a skirt, and panties on my head. Mrs. R left some clothes behind when she moved out, so I have a supply. So when the county schools fire me, no doubt you'll protect my right to free expression, right? In fact, with a nice damages award I may never have to teach again. Which will be a relief, let me tell my readers, because frankly I'd feel silly dressing in a skirt and panties on my head.
Follies From My Adopted Country II So here's this Florida murderer, strapped to the death gurney, IVs all inserted, waiting for the Big Sleep injection when the order comes "Stop The Show!". A last minute reprieve from the Governor? DNA tests exonerate? No. US Supreme Court agrees with his lawyers that death by lethal injection may cause pain and is thus cruel and unusual punishment. The matter needs to be studied further, says the Court, permanent stay issued till the matter is resolved. That stay, of course, in effect covers all murderers due to die.
Now think of this for a minute. The murderer has killed someone: shot them, knifed them, strangled them, bludgeoned them to death. What was the victim's crime that s/he had to be killed, almost certainly in a painful way? So all of a sudden we have to concern ourselves about the pain murderers may feel through the knock-out stuff they are fed first?
We have a solution: behead them. Done well, that causes no pain - or so we are told. In fact, why not hire that enthusiastic family loving chappie from Saudi that does the deed for his government? He even takes home his bloody sword and lets his little kids clean it - all part of Dad-kid bonding you know. Sometimes, when he has to execute women, he feels bad, so he merely shoots them with a handgun.
You think we're making it all up, don't you? We're not.
Okay, This Takes Some Sort of Cake Times London says Mexican police have arrested a woman wrestler who is accused of killing at least 7 elderly women and is being investigated for 22 other killings that bear the marks of her modus operendi. Okay, I did it, the woman, but they aren't going to pin all the other killings on me. How many did you kill, the journalists ask her. Just this one, she says.
Un problemo, senora, as they say. Her fingerprints match those left at ten other murders.
When this lady is not wrestling and murdering, she is selling popcorn.
0230 GMT January 26, 2006
Saddam Trial Postponed Again as several witnesses due to appear are on the Haj. The postponement has caused much handwringing from well-wishers of Iraq because they feel the trial is degenerating into farce, and perhaps it was too much to expect Iraq, given its fragile political and administrative state, could have mounted an effective trial. They argue it would have been better to hold the trial elsewhere, in an international forum.
Orbat.com must come to the defense of the Iraqi legal system. Has anyone been engaged in fits of depression over the way Yugoslav's Slobodan trail is going at the Hague? Its been quite a farce in its own way, and if you want to talk about postponements, study that trial.
Some are noting that every Saddam outburst actually provides more evidence against him. As for postponements because of this, that, and the other, that is quite routine in any 3rd World country. Matters are run in much more relaxed fashion - usually at the expense of the accused - and the lawyers for both sides and the judges work in collegial, not adversarial form, obliging each other with postponements at the drop of a hat.
Give the Iraqis a break folks, and give them a chance. They haven't had a real trial in a few decades, and certainly not one with so many high-level figures. The Iraqis will do the job. Remember what TE Lawrence used to say about training local forces? Its better to let them do the job imperfectly than to do the job for them imperfectly. Same applies here.
Cindy Sheehan Strikes Again - or as reader Mike Thompson rudely - but appropriately - put it, "Hugo Has A New Babe". Yes folks, Ms. Sheehan is now in Venezuela, doing her anti-war farce with our favorite dictator. It would be interesting to know where she gets her funding from: interesting, but not really relevant. After all, she is a private US citizen and has all the rights thereof, including the very precious Zero Amendment right, of which most of us have taken advantage at some point in our lives, the Right To Make An Ass of Oneself.
Palestine Election To Be Underway Soon We haven't been carrying the twists and turns of the election campaign, but exit polls show a bit of unexpected news: Hamas, which was supposed to do well against the incumbent Fatah Party - Arafat's old circus - may get only 40% of the vote. That would block Fatah from a majority, but still leave it the biggest party.
Klasse Klowne Georgie Porgie At It Again Too He loses: he is kicked off the BBC show, which sort of works like Survivor: the participants behave in degrading fashion to the great amusement of audience, and periodically there are votes among the participants top see who is to be thrown out, winnowing the field.
He wins: his libel award against a UK paper which accused him of making money off the oil-for-food program has been upheld.
He loses: a video has surfaced, which if genuine, shows him being pal-a-pal with the infamous Uday, son of Saddam.
Though, to be entirely candid, we are not sure how the Uday video hurts Gorgeous George - as he is called in England - despite the general belief it is going to hurt him. GG's travels to Iraq are well known, were heavily criticized at the time. He met everyone he could - ostensibly to get support for his charity which looks after orphaned Iraqi children. So why shouldn't he have met Uday?
Letter from An Irate Orbat.com Reader We are forced to summarize it as the writer was indeed irate. The below is NOT what the reader wrote, but our summary.
Dear Editor: Your ruminations on the Indian Assam insurgency were most fascinating, and your desire to report on Assam as a way of being even-handed given your reporting on Baluchistan commendable.
The problem is that Baluchistan is a matter of international importance that extends beyond the Terror War, whereas Assam is purely an internal Indian affair that affects no one else but India.
Kindly keep your lengthy nose out of India's business and focus it where you should, in Baluchistan, which is becoming the world's business.
Editor's note: Cant keep everyone happy, can we now? Sticks and stones and all that. But we did use up a Kleenex box because our feelings were hurt by the letter writer.
Oh Please Xinhuanet reports that the Kyrgyz government has demanded an increase in the rent for Manas Air Base because, among other things, of the environmental degradation the base has caused.
Now, the government has full right to demand what it wants for rent. But because of environmental degradation? Give us a break. Like the Kyrgyz government even knows what environmental degradation is - the republic is ex-USSR in any case anyone needs to be reminded.
230 GMT January 25, 2006
Al Qaeda Tries An Iraqi Face [Thanks Mike Thompson] Chicago Tribune says that the terrorist Zarqawi has stepped down as head of an Iraqi council of terror organizations, probably because of a rift within Iraqi terror groups on his role. There is no evidence that his leadership of his own group is threatened.
And why should it be? They are foreigners in Iraq, Zarqawi is their only leader. Considering now even the locals are gunning for him, its probably a good idea to have an Iraqi as head of the council.
Well, We Guess Something Is Better Than Nothing The might European grouping, with a GNP/population equivalent to that of the US, is stepping up the plate in assuming its responsibilities for global peacekeeping/peacemaking. An 800 person gendarmerie force with 2300 reserves is now designated for international deployment to fill the gap between military operations and police operations as an area stabilizes.
Our first reaction was to go snarf-guffaw-hahaha. 800 personnel. Will be a great help seeing as tens of thousands of peacekeepers/peacemakers are needed in each of several existing crisis areas.
Our second reaction was to go: lets be realistic here. The Europeans are too bound up in themselves to be convinced, cajoled, or shamed into doing their due part on the world scene. Like it or not, the US has to accept what help it can get. 800 paramilitary troops is better than zero paramilitary troops. Its absurd, its ridiculous, its a cop-out by the Euros, its selfish, and downright pathetic. But its something.
US Official Who Passed Information To Israel sentenced to 12 1/2 years. We were quite rabid when the case broke and wanted to know why Israel seemed to get away with so much. Seeing as this was policy-type information rather than, say, weapons or intelligence agency stuff, we suppose we should be satisfied and say justice has been done.
The two person belong to an American-Israeli group who received the information are still to go to trial. Their defense will be they did not know the information was classified, and that they were merely passing on oral conversations. The US government says they did so know the information was classified. This matter can be decided only by the court.
Italian Oil Company Platform in Nigeria Attacked Company security guards and policemen posted to protect the platform fought back, but nine were killed while none of the attackers seems to have died. The oil company has evacuated the platform.
We assume the Nigerians are reinforcing the Delta region. Protecting oil platforms in force is not difficult; oil pipelines are harder to secure, but its not an impossible task.
The problem here is that as usual the locals are going to get hit by both sides. If they don't cooperate with the rebels, they will suffer. And if they don't cooperate with the security forces, they will suffer.
One thing for sure: the human rights groups will be hollering repression at the tops of their voices. The thing these primarily western groups don't understand is that situations such as the Nigerian Delta are not law-and-order problems. They are insurgencies and attacks by bandit groups. To begin with countries like Nigeria do not have an efficient policing system - most 3rd world countries. Add to that you are not dealing with policing downtown New York, and you get what from the HR viewpoint is a bad situation. But there is no practical help for it.
Rummy Scores Again We hafta give the old boy credit. He should have long ago been packing his dumbells and vacating the Pentagon office. Instead here he is, roaring onto center stage again, having won once again despite all the horrible lessons of Iraq.
First, he has affected the Army's much touted brigade increase by using existing manpower, not by adding manpower, for which he has a congressional mandate but no interest. Then, he proceeds to cut six combat brigades from the Guard, so that if you take the One Army, you're getting a net increase of one brigade. The states adjutant-generals are going bananas at losing so many combat units, but frankly, they have as much chance of resisting the Rummy Rodeo as your editor has of getting a date with Ms. Nicole Kidman.
Last, he has announced his long-sought after increase in Special Forces. Yesterday the Washington Post announced the Army will add five battalions to its 15 SF battalions; the Rangers will get 3 more companies - also a one-third increase; civil affairs units increase; surveillance and electronic capability of every kind will be increased. Delta Force increases, no details obviously; and so far no word on SEALS. The Marines have already been bludgeoned to integrate their SOC with the rest of the military, so we don't know if this is to increase. There are 52,000 SF troops now, we suspect the total will increase to perhaps 60,000.
Knowing Rummy as we do, we are sure he will not be adding one body to get this SF increase.
Whenever anyone says "Special Forces", your editor harks back to the wise words of Field Marshal Slim, the man who lead the British-Indian 14th Army to victory in SE Asia, and possibly the most underrated general on the Allied side because - lets be frank - the jungle fighting was not a bit sexy and the Brits of those days in any case were weak on promoting themselves in the media.
Marshal Slim had a considerable contingent of SF troops: the Chindits and the American Merrill's Marauders are the best known. Nonetheless, he was leery of these supermen. They required too much care and feeding, in his opinion, and drained critically needed small unit leaders from line units. After this increase, 9% of the US Army will be SF, and maybe Marshal Slim had a point.
0230 GMT January 24, 2006
8 Guatemala SF Soldiers Die in Congo Fighting A 60-70 person contingent of The Uganda Lord's Resistance Army, one of the most despicable insurgents groups in the world, entered the Congo jungles to hide. The LRA operates in the Sudan, and the forest in question is near the Sudan border.The LRA's signature recruitment tool is to kidnap children and force them to become insurgents, lets not mention the usual burning of villages, killing of women and children, slaughtering of livestock and all that, this is quite normal for many insurgent groups.
The UN and DRC army went in after them, and a Guatemala SF detachment was in the lead to find the LRA lot. The Guatemalans would be the logical troops to use because their jungle is a lot like the DRC jungle.
The detachment ran into trouble, the UN reaction force including attack helicopters came in, killing over 15 insurgents and wounding most of the rest of the group.
Our sympathies are with the families of the Guatemala soldiers. So many of us die pointless deaths. These men gave their lives for a noble cause, to help eliminate a scourge of Central Africa.
Rebels Strike in Indian State We've been covering the Baluchistan insurgency, in fairness we need to note that in the Indian Northeast state of Assam, long a hotbed of separatist groups, a leading group ULFA seems to have broken off talks with the Indian government and has launched a series of attacks. Two policemen have been killed, an oil pipeline to 2 refineries blown up, and an army camp attacked.
The issues in India's Northeast region are many and complex, and there are dozens of insurgents groups of one kind or another with differing agendas. Most of the trouble centers around land and jobs. For more than 30 years there has been near unrestricted migration from Bangladesh to the Indian Northeast, and even before that there were local tribes resisting integration into a rapidly modernizing India. Due to the immigration, and growth of local population, there is a shortage of land and of jobs.
Prior to 1947, the territory north of the Bhramaputra River was treated by the British in much the same way as the territory west of the Indus - leave the place alone, if the natives created too much of a ruckus, mount a punitive expedition.
But matters changed once China took over Tibet and in the aftermath of the Sino-Indian 1962 War. India could no longer ignore the region, and in any case the Indian government was determined to integrate the Northeast into the rest of the country following independence.
The current situation is made more complicated because Pakistan's ISI saw fertile ground and starting in the late 1990s, began funding insurgent groups in Northeast India and fundamentalist groups in Bangladesh. The money invested has paid good dividends: Islamic fundamentalism is gaining a dangerous hold in Bangladesh, and India's Northeast is witnessing more trouble than it would if the ISI had not arrived. Nonetheless, we do need to be clear that for decades before the ISI's involvement, there has been trouble in the region.
US Navy Captures a Horn Pirate Vessel The missile destroyer USS Winston S. Churchill, 5th Fleet, intercepted a pirate vessel off Somalia and captured the crew. The members are being interrogated to see who are the genuine crew and who are the persons who seized the vessel and forced it into a pirate attack against a merchant vessel.
This is a small victory against the Horn pirates, but at last the US/NATO are doing what they should have been doing a year ago. Good job, US Navy.
The Rock, Spies, and a Question So, the Russians says the Brits were using a fake rock as an electronic dead letter box. This sounded improbable to us, until the London Times explained that a fake rock has its uses. Your contact visits a given area - "sit on the park bench next to the Lenin statue" or whatever, and then he uses his wireless modem or whatever to download the data. You also stroll over to the vicinity of the rock at an appropriate time, and upload the data. The only time you need to get at the rock itself is to change batteries, and indeed the Russians have fotos of a person picking up the rock, putting it in his backpack, and ambling off.
Its supposed to all be very clever and so on, ultra-modern, high-tech, the cat's pajamas and so on.
Which leads us to the question. Why go through all this nonsense when all you need to do is get a temporary IP address, and send your information from your computer? Then there is no need to be circling a specific rock, and no problem of changing batteries.
So while we're prepared to accept this rock thing may be for real, its pretty stoopid. We realize spies have to be kept employed, but if any government is that desperate, we have lots of work for spies, we suggest governments contact us, We'll give them the work and the governments can give them the paycheck, as we don't have any money to pay anyone.
0230 GMT January 23, 2006
Pakistan: An Analytical Post
Another Day at the Crazy P This ranch is internationally recognized as the nation Pakistan. There are days, however, when one is forced to wonder if morons or regular IQ people are running the country.
Your editor doesn't want his Pakistani readers to think he is picking on their country: if they are regulars, they know he often feels the same way about people who run his country.
Item 1: The Pakistan PM is in Washington, and he says the CIA's story that Al Qaeda people were present at the village the US struck the other day are "bizarre". As of half-an-hour ago, he says, Pakistan has no information about any AQ people at the village.
Item 2: The he immediately says: if any were present, we will find out because we are investigating. So then what is bizarre about the story? Does he mean because his government has no information the CIA cant have information? His government's writ doesn't run in that area, the 3-way writ is the locals, the Taliban/AQ, and the CIA. Yes, hard as it is for the PM to accept, the CIA does know better than he does.
Item 3: The local authorities for days have been giving information on who was present, who was killed, who took away the bodies. They have been looking for two clerics involved, and indeed, they have found one. So what the PM is saying in effect is, the local authorities are also telling bizarre stories.
Item 4: The Pakistan government, press, and foreign media have made much of the "growing anger" of the locals because innocents were killed.
Lets get some facts right. The locals are out for the maximum compensation. They would sell their mothers, their wives, their daughters for the right price. They are liars and cannot be trusted for one minute - the Pakistan government certainly doesn't trust them, and for the naive western media, we have the hard proof in the rigged up "missile" story that was sold to the New York Times. In these unpleasant characteristics, the locals are hardly unique. Life is nasty, brutish, and short in many place of the world, and people seize the main chance when they see it. Cant blame the locals, this is not a moral issue.
Second, Pakistan intelligence is instigating the so called anger because there is a faction of Pakistan intelligence that continues to support the Taliban/AQ and thinks by creating enough of a problem it will force the US government to be more careful when striking its protégés, or even better, share intelligence before such strikes - so that these bad guys can warn the Taliban/AQ not to come into the area.
Third, the Pakistan government is caught between a rock and a hard place. It has lost face because the US made a strike and killed prominent terrorists, whereas the government can seem to do nothing about them.
Fourth, the learned PM needs to be made aware of some very unpleasant realities. Pakistan was informed a strike would take place. It was a joint Pakistan-US unit dedicated to such missions that developed the intelligence in the first place. The Pakistanis in the unit, and their bosses, knew the strike would take place. But because the US knows every bit of information given to the Pakistan military is leaked to the enemy, the Pakistanis in the unit are those who have proved their loyalty to America. If the Pakistan government were in control of the country, none of this would need to be done. There could be straight government-to-government cooperation. The PM's government does not run the country, the Army does. And within the Army there are big factions who continue to back the Taliban/AQ. That is the end of the matter.
As such, the PM needs to shut up and stop making an ass of himself.
An Aside: Why is it Pakistani Leaders Look So Good On TV? We are convinced that to become a successful leader in Pakistan, civil or military, you have to be strikingly good looking. They strike these wonderfully noble poses. They look so strong, honest, reliable, capable. The Pakistan PM fits the bill. We doubt not that many Washington women are gasping and panting over him.
Indian leaders look like petty criminals and usurious money lenders. No one in his right mind would trust an Indian leader - honorable exceptions excepted, the current PM and the previous one. What a pity that the Pakistani leaders who look so good are today even more venal than the Indian leaders, who once were as venal as the Pakistanis, but due to the grace of the Divine, have lately been increasingly honest and capable.
In Defense of Pakistan Your editor used to get regularly berated by Pakistanis because they thought he was anti-Pakistani. Not a bit. Your editor rigorously defended Pakistan in matters the country needed to be defended, such as the 1971 War, the conventional arms race, nuclear weapons, and so on.
Your editor is now about to say something that is going to upset his American readers. But if they cannot understand Pakistan's imperatives, they cannot deal with Pakistan.
If you are Pakistan, creating the Taliban and taking over Afghanistan was an audacious, brilliant. and perfectly executed master stroke, one of the two top master strokes in South Asia since 1947, the other being India's forced partition of Pakistan in 1971.
What went wrong The Taliban, and the most extreme elements of the Pakistani military and intelligence, made the very great mistake of allying with Osama Bin Laden, and then laughingly refusing the Americans when they asked for Osama's head post 9/11. Like so many people have so many times over in history, they thought the Americans were knaves and cowards: how could they come and get Osama from Afghanistan?
Right you were mate. And when the B-52s came in, ripping entire mountain tops to shreds with strings of 2000-lb bombs dropped lazily, calmly, and with great precision from 10,000 meters, you found out who were the knaves. You died before you had a chance to fight, your invincible army that had never been conquered disintegrated like dust on the dry plains in winter, the Pakistanis had to beg the Americans to let their remaining 6,000 soldiers be evacuated, promising eternal love and cooperation in return, before they too were shredded to pieces of flesh and bone measured in inches. The invincible tribal lakshars set out to fight the infidel, even 70 year old who publicly boasted that their lives would be complete after they had killed Americans.
Right you were mates, and you died on the road to your assembly areas, when American tactical air came and disintegrated all your convoys of hundreds of vehicles. You never even saw an American, leave alone get a chance to shoot at one. You were so insignificant that the Americans never even bothered to estimate how many of you and your Taliban brothers died. Does a man count the flies he has killed when he clears an infestation?
Then the Americans came to Pakistan, and kindly suggested they were going to bomb you into the stone age if Pakistan didn't cooperate. Luckily for Pakistan, the Americans were dealing with real soldiers who knew what the Americans could do. So the Pakistanis agreed.
BUT: It was not, is not, and never will be in the interest of the Pakistanis to kill the very same Taliban/AQ on which they depended/still depend to survive: Pakistan needs strategic depth against India, and Afghanistan is that depth. Moreover, wrong as my American readers and I may think the Muslim fundamentalists are, they enjoy great support in Pakistan and in the military.
So Pakistan has been operating on dual tracks: supporting the Americans because it must, supporting the Taliban/AQ because it wants to. This is typical Pakistani procedure, the one thing they did not count on, to put it very rudely, when the Americans are angry at you and have your privates in their hand, they will keep squeezing till you do what they tell you to, or till you die. The Americans are not going to let the Pakistanis go - they have only begun in Pakistan, and this is a story we can discuss one day if anyone is interested.
The Pakistanis, Taliban, and Al Qaeda have taken shattering hammer blows from the Americans. They stand up, and they are knocked down again. This will go on for as long as neccessary because the Americans are not going to stop till they are satisfied.
At the same time, the Americans shouldn't make the mistake of thinking they are dealing with cowards. The Afghans and Pakistani tribals are not cowards. This provides fertile material to the Pakistan ISI, only a very few of whose operatives actually risk their skins. They send the locals out to die.
An Offensive Is Coming Now ISI is assembling a fresh group, our information is it is between 3,000 and 5,000 men, to continue the war in Afghanistan. There are always youngsters who grow up and are ready to say: "my elders fought and died, but I will fight and win". There are always elders willing to bet that while their neighbor died in a US strike, they can fight and win.
The stupid western media in 2001 talked about the Taliban offensives that would come in 2002 when the winter snows melted. There were no offensives. Then the media talked of offensives in 2003. None materialized. There was no talk of offensives in 2004, and if you can call random attacks by bands of 10-30 insurgents who seem to lose more men then they kill offensives, well, in 2005 we had offensives, which achieved nothing.
But in 2006 you will see something resembling an offensive because there is this fresh cannon fodder waiting to be killed. That they will be killed, our readers need not doubt.
The issue is, however, not these men preparing to cross the border and then to run back as needed. The issue is the ISI handlers. There is nothing to stop them from training a fresh batch for 2008 or whatever.
Strike at the Head of the Snake If the US is to put an end to this, it has to strike at the head of this snake. The US knows who the senior ISI officials involved are, it knows who most of the field operatives are. The US has to quickly, with no hesitation, right now, start killing these men, by any means neccessary. When an ISI colonel is not sure if he can have a peaceful evening drink on his verandah at his hourse because the assassin may come for him, you will see the change needed.
Otherwise, its back to Second Indochina. The US destroyed the Viet Cong armies by 1968 and savaged the PAVN, the North Vietnamese put together a new army and attacked in 1972. The US wiped out that army; the North Vietnamese put together a new army and attacked in 1975. The US could have destroyed that army too, but it lost patience and decided to come home.
There is no danger it will lose patience in Pakistan. But America has to understand it is dealing with men who - from their stand - believe they are fighting for the survival of Pakistan. They have nothing to gain by doing what America tells them to, and everything to lose. So, being South Asians, they will temporize, and double deal. People change their behavior only when it is too painful to continue as before.
We are not telling the CIA, the Pentagon, State, the FBI anything they don't know already. But as yet we do not see that America is willing to take that step of killing Pakistan ISI people in Pakistan.
Morally, ethically, they must. America, do not take out your anger and your wrath on the people of Pakistan. They are victims of their rulers. Kill the killers, not the innocents.
Caveat: the women and children who died at the Pakistan village were innocents. Their men were not. America is not responsible when insurgents and terrorists use their own women and children as shields. Sorry about that.
0230 GMT January 22, 2006
Shias Offer Iraq National Unity Government Sunni parties are welcome to participate in a likely coalition of Shias and Kurds, says the largest Shia party, providing they do more to fight terrorism.
This is a positive development and shows that - at least as of now - Shias are willing to let bygones be bygones. They could have easily excluded the Sunnis from power should they have wished.
Oil At $68 a barrel as Nigeria loses 220,000 bbl/day export due to trouble in the Delta region and Iran talks of oil embargoes should the west impose sanctions.
Louisiana Officials Visit Holland Dykes Which seems reasonable enough, as the Dutch are the masters when it comes to protecting below sea-level land from the sea. But BBC points out an irony: in 1953, after the Dutch dykes failed in 500 places and 2000 people lost their lives in a catastrophe worse than Katrina, the Dutch came to study the Louisiana dykes which seemed to them a marvel of engineering.
The Louisiana dykes were built to a "Mean Time Between Failure" (our term) of 2-300 years. The Dutch went home and engineered dykes with a MTBF of 10,000 years, which is to say the dykes can withstand the worst storm that can come along every 10,000 years.
Baluchistan [Jang of Pakistan] A Frontier Corps commander says that the internal security situation in Baluchistan is improving as the government continues to dismantle outlaw camps - that is the term Pakistan uses for insurgent camps. Nine paramilitary troops and up to 55 outlaws have been killed.
Meanwhile, insurgents exploded 3 "powerful" bombs at one place in Baluchistan, government reports no casualties. Four rockets were fired at a Frontier Corps post; no casualties. But this is interesting: 500 rockets fired at another Frontier Corps post of which 300 hit the post, causing heavy damage. Two troops injured.
Many of these posts are old forts built of mud brick with enormously thick walls. Firing at them is like firing at a lot of sandbags. Some of the forts are large, and if the paramilitary garrison is well spread out, casualties can be few.
We still haven't figured out what these rockets are. Mortar shells? Rockets left over from the modern Afghan Wars? Homemade contraptions?
An Iraq Kidnapping Hoax? [Thanks Mike Thompson] Reuters quoting the German magazine Focus, which does not attribute the report, talks about the kidnapping of a German archeologist in Iraq. The Germans say no ransom was paid for her release. She sang praises of the kidnappers, saying they told her they did not want money, but may be they would ask Germany to send aid to Sunni areas.
So, the archeologist is having a shower in the German embassy in Baghdad, a reasonable thing to be doing after you've been freed by kidnappers. Found in her clothes are several thousand dollars, with serial numbers matching those paid by the German government for ransom.
German government, archeologist and her family are not available for comment.
Orbat.com does have a comment: Nice scam, guys. Hats off to you all and all that.
Leads us to ask a question: people know Iraq is a dangerous place. People insist on going to Iraq. People get kidnapped, almost always for ransom, in Iraq. Why does anyone owe anything to these people? Why is the US Government wasting your editor's hard earned money in expending any time and effort on kidnapped American private citizens, such as the Christian Science Monitor correspondent who is right now the focus of intense efforts to free her?
Okay, she's a young woman and all that, hasn't harmed anyone in her life, just wants to report the news. That could be anyone's child, it could be the editor's child. But what right does she or her family have to expect the US government to get involved?
US Government and others should simply say: you go at your own risk. Don't call us if you get kidnapped, we wont call you. The end.
Truth in Advertising Moment: Your editor made so little money in 2005 that the US Government and the State of Maryland are giving him back every dollar they took as taxes - he's below taxable limit. So the hard earned money part being wasted is rhetorical - for this year only, mind you. But readers will get the point.
Random Note: Cellini Salt Cellar Worth $50-million Recovered The cellar was made for Francis I of France four-and-a-half centuries ago. It was stolen and has been recovered.
OK, there has been one Benvenuto Cellini in human history, and for all we know, maybe there won't be another one for thousands of years more. But $50-million? Well, apparently people have that kind of money today to spend, just not anyone we're on nodding terms with. Kind of makes one wonder, though.
Someone could retort: the US spends $1-billion a week in Iraq, so is $50-million for a unique piece of perfection that outrageous? Well, perhaps not. 450 years from now the cellar with still be an object of beauty to admire. None except students of ancient history will be concerned with the US and Iraq.
0230 GMT January 21, 2006
No Majority In Iraq Poll BBC says the Shia-led Iraqi Alliance won 128 of 275 seats, the Kurds won 53, and the main Sunni bloc 43. Lacking a clear majority, the Shias must now enter tough negotiations to win over other parties.
BBC is as math challenged as are many American 7th Graders. The negotiations are going to be easy, not tough.
Consider. A majority from 275 seats requires 138 seats. The Shia party is 10 votes short. There are 51 seats in the hands of parties/individuals that do not belong to the main 3 blocks. Many of those 51 have to be Shias. Also, most Shias are quite willing to let the Kurds do their thing and the Kurds are happy to let the Shias do their thing. Its easy to win partners from the Kurdish parties.
Go on, BBC, you can do it! You can succeed at math! Just believe in yourself! Actually, that's letting BBC off too easily. Lets try this: OK, BBC, you are the biggest klutzes among the major news agencies! Extra homework tonight! 100 additional problems and for every wrong answer you will have to do 10 more problems!
Nice graphic, though:

Iranian President Strikes Again! Challenges Europeans to open their doors to Israelis, and believes no Israeli will want to stay in the Middle East once s/he can be convinced s/he will never be victimized for being a Semite! [Thanks to Mike Thompson.]
Orbat.com Counters with Its Own Brilliant Proposal! Challenges Iran president to provide exit visas and $100,000 per family from oil revenues over next 10 years! We are sure no Iranian will want to stay in Iran if given the chance to escape this regime of looniemiesters and clowns!
A Letter to the Washington Post A reader asks the WashPo that suppose Mr. Zawahiri, AQ Number 2, is believed to be in a building in New York. Would the US order a a strike against the building?
The point the learned letter-writer seeks to make is, obviously not. So why the double standards, seeing as the US had no problems striking Pakistani buildings?
Its back to Kindergarten, folks. Lets explain things as simply as possible to the learned letter writer. He is right; the US would not take down a building in New York to get AQ's Number 2. It would send the New York SWAT team to get him. Would the learned letter-writer care to tell us how the US could peacefully arrest Number 2 in Pakistan's North West Frontier Province, on the Afghan border, in a region that even the Pakistan government does not control, let alone the US?
Paul Danish On News That German BND Aids Mossad What's of even greater interest is how the editors of the Jerusalem Post have managed to stay out of jail [after revealing the cooperation between the two agencies - see our story January 20]. Israel does have censorship of the press when it comes to military matters, and the press honors it. I find it almost unthinkable that this story would have been printed without official permission. (If it was, look for some personnel changes at the paper in the coming weeks.) The really interesting question is -- true or untrue -- why would such a leak be ordered.
0230 GMT January 20, 2006
Another Day of Pathetic Posturing And No Real News First we have Osama offering a truce to America so that Al Qaeda can rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan. Then we have the French President implying nuclear weapons could be used in retaliation for a terrorist attack. Not to be outdone, Nigerian militants holding 4 oil workers hostage want a mere $1.5 billion, i.e., $375-million per hostage, local control of oil revenues, and release of all prisoners. One of the 4 is apparently very sick, if he dies the militants say they will kill the other 3. Then there is Pakistan wanting better coordination with the US over anti-terrorist strikes; i.e., Pakistan should be kept informed.
Lets start with Osama. We suggest our readers ignore the purported message he has sent. First, it makes absolutely no sense. Second, we have only the CIA's word that the message is genuine. Third, the immediate effect of the message will be to boost the US President's flagging standing, even if the message is genuine - which we doubt - no one but the talking heads will take the least bit of notice.
On the the French president. So a terrorist attack takes place against France, and the president nukes just who, precisely? And if the terrorists are home grown, as the London lot was, does the president nuke Muslim majority areas in France? Sheesh.
The Nigerian militants: can someone tell them no human being is worth $375-million in ransom, and if they kill the hostages, then the militants are left with nothing. And, like, Government of Nigeria is going to hand over control of oil revenues to these local bandits? Lagos is going to come in there killing and burning everything that looks like a rebel or a rebel hut.
So on to our friends the Pakistanis. Once upon a time your editor used to sympathize with the Pakistanis, because we Indians too suffered from amazingly incompetent governments bent only on lining their own pockets. There was shared suffering, so as to speak. We were equally oppressed. Well, by divine intervention or fool's luck, about 15 years ago India started to get reasonably competent governments and the country hasn't looked back. Our Pakistani brethren, however, are still forced to suffer the rule of fools. Some American sources are alleging the reason Al Qaeda Number 2 may have been more wary than usual is because some elements of the Pakistan security services learned the Americans were about to stage a hit. To give the Pakistan government advance notice of strikes is for the Americans to paste a great big sign on their behinds saying: "Please kick us, there is no one dumber than we are." There's a reason the Americans don't give advance notice.
A Snippet From the Crime Scene This is the kind of story we love. Jang of Pakistan says that the Pakistani authorities are looking for two pro-Taliban clerics who were present at the now-famous dinner. The Pakistanis suspect these two organized the removal of terrorist bodies. One then led anti-US protests over the strike. Now he has vanished and is being earnestly sought because, the Pakistanis say, much will be clear once he is apprehended.
In The Truth Stranger Than Fiction Department Jerusalem Post says the German intelligence agency, the BND, has been providing German passports and identities to Mossad, for the latter to use as it sees best. Once handed over, the Germans cease to have any say in the use of the identities. The identities are real, of people who are never likely to leave the European Union region.
Had a fiction writer used the above as part of his story, a lot of people - including ourselves - would have said "what charming imaginations these fiction writers have."
What we'd find of greater interest, however, is a J-Post story on how the US and Western Europe helped Israel get its nuclear weapons
Katrina: Mississippi versus Louisiana Here is a letter from Stephen B. Spach, who was present with the military.
I was deployed with the 38th ID (JTF LEE/BUCKEYE) to Stennis IAP, Mississippi for the month of September 05. Our AO was Hancock County (Bay St Louis, Waveland) and Pearl River County (Picayune). Our TF arrived on station on 1 Sep 05 and was re-deployed on 24 Sep 05. In my AAR of the mission I was amazed at the ability of military forces (Active Duty and Guard) to join together along with state, local, NGO’s, and federal emergency management forces in such short time with no prior coordination or training in this type mission! Army National Guard (Command and Control, and Maneuver) elements were working with active duty USMC, Navy, Coast Guard, and Air National Guard forces in coordination to support relief efforts being conducted by local emergency operations personnel.
0230 GMT January 19, 2006
3 Al Qaeda Personnel Identified by Pakistan as having been killed in the US strike. They include its chief bomb maker and CW expert, who had a $5-million bounty on his head; AQ Number's 2 son-in-law; the AQ operations chief for Afghanistan's Kunar Province. A good haul, and congratulations to all involved.
As for the civilians killed, we repeat: look not to the US, but to the hosts and the AQ personnel who in effect used the innocents as human shields.
Thanks to Mike Thompson and Powerline.com for the story, which came from Reuters, which in turn was relying on Pakistan officials. Associated Press and CNN still have Pakistani officials as saying no terrorist deaths have been confirmed.
Iraqis to Take Over Security For Anbar [Thanks to Powerline.com] Some months ago, Anbar Province in Iraq was the heart of the insurgency. Today comes the news the Iraqis are to take over security. This involves more than just Iraq government security forces. The US is to train local forces for the job, and as they stand up, the US will draw down its own forces.
Why the 180-degree reversal? Simply because the locals got tired of Zarqawi and his terrorists killing locals and trying to impose their version of Islamic law on them. In Ramadi - for a very long-time time even more pro-insurgent than Fallujah - Zarqawi is a wanted man. We presume he will take the hint and leave Iraq. Otherwise he will be dead: its very hard to fight security forces and the locals.
Say It Aint So, Ms. Merkel Lets first make clear we are admirers of the new German Chancellor. We thought her predecessor was an insufferably arrogant ass, and now it turns out he was a corrupt one as well. He could hardly wait to lay down office and to assume his new job as head of a Russian-German gas pipeline consortium. The deal with the Russians was signed by the former Chancellor 10 days before elections. Ms. Merkel is a plain-speaker, a technocrat, and - forgive us for thinking it is important, but to us it is - she wants to work with Washington in the Terror War and not against.
So we were taken aback when on her Washington visit the other day she proclaimed Euro 3's Iran policy a success. No, Frau Chancellor, and we say this most respectfully, Euro 3's Iran policy has been a colossal failure. everyone but yourself seems to understand that.
We say again, as before, our readers should waste no time on following what the UN/Security Council are doing on the matter. There will be no UN sanctions because PRC - and ultimately Russia too - will veto sanctions.
Ivory Coast Bangladesh troops with the UN mission to Ivory Coast had to open fire to disperse pro-government demonstrators who have started an agitation for France and the UN to leave the country. The demonstrators threatened to break into the base when they were repulsed. To increase its security, the UN force has ordered the evacuation of the Bangladesh base and another, with the troops withdrawing north, deeper into the demilitarized zone which divides the government south from the rebel north.
New Orleans, Again Where do they find people like the Mayor of New Orleans? He is now apologizing for having said his city was destroyed because of the wrath of God. The Supreme Being also does not approve of the US being in Iraq under false pretences. Further, God has distinct preferences about New Orleans' ethnic makeup.
What is needed is not an apology, but a resignation. Clearly the man needs a nice, long rest in a nice, soothing mental hospital.
So was God also responsible for wiping out 110-km of the Mississippi coast? A swath that wide simply went off the map after Katrina did her thing. Mississippi suffered much heavier damage than Louisiana. While the media and US was fixated on New Orleans - and still are - Mississippi got little or no help for weeks. Did its people run around whining and moaning and weeping? This may come as a big surprise to the New Orleans lot, but they are poor people a plenty in Mississippi too.
Mississippi is quietly rebuilding. Of course, as the Washington Post correctly says, it helps that the Governor of the state and both senators are amongst the best connected people in the United States. What WashPost did not add was that these 3 officials have taken a "can do" attitude from the start, and have assumed responsibility for their hurricane victims from the start. They haven't been grandstanding and focused on getting their faces on the evening news.
0230 GMT January 18, 2006
Military Details of Baluchistan Operations [by Mandeep Singh Bajwa, our South Asia correspondent, based on intelligence sources].
The present
military action in Balochistan launched by formations of
41 Division (Quetta), 16 Division (Pano Aqil), and fourteen Corps
paramilitary battalions. They are supported by Divisional Artillery 16
and 41 Division , Two Air force Squadrons operating from Samungli Base
Quetta, Sibi Forward Base and Jacobabad Airbase.
The major areas of operation are Barkhan-Chamalang-Maiwand-Kohlu and eastern outskirts of Khost and Harnai.
Its a search
and destroy operation. The FC is 99 % Pashtun while the
army units are generally 60-70 % Punjabi and remaining Pashtuns or
Ranghars [Editor: Ranghars are Muslim Rajputs. Mr. Bajwa is noting that
few, if any, Baluch troops are involved.] There is no real military
target. The aim is to harass and overawe.
The impression Musharraf gave to USA , why he launched the military action was that the Baloch attacked him with rockets when he visited Marri Agency which is a white lie. No rocket fell 5 km near Musharraf.
Meanwhile, Back in the NWFP its time for the locals to can their outrage over the US strike. At least 4, and possibly 5, foreigners were killed. They had come for a dinner to which Al Qaeda Number 2 was invited but he did not turn up himself. The locals knew exactly who they were having for dinner. They are guilty of using innocents to shield their bloody-handed guests; the outrage should be on our side, not theirs.
The New York Times: All The News That Fit To Make Up American media is in a death spiral. It learns nothing from its mistakes, and steadily moves forward to make fresh ones. Such is the arrogance of the 4th Estate.
The New York Times has really emptied the Jiffy John truck on its own head; alas, it seems that that NYT, whose motto is "All The News That's Fit To Print" is so awash in sewerage that the fresh load simply passes unnoticed.
Thanks to Mike Thompson we learn that NYT featured a photograph of a group of locals were the US strike took place, with an American missile.
Turns out the American missile is a Soviet medium artillery shell. Even your editor, who cannot tell the difference between a horse and an elephant at 10 paces can see its an artillery shell.
Its very odd
that the US media will go to any extent to find flaws in information
given out by the government, but will swallow any cock-and-bull story
given by insurgents and those who harbor them.

Nothing To Do With the Terror War but we need a lighter moment after the above story. This is from Britain.
Man has pet parrot. Parrot takes to saying, in man's girlfriend's voice, "Hi, Greg," "Cant wait to see you, Greg", "I love you, Greg" and so on. Whenever the word "Greg" is mentioned on TV, parrot makes smooching sounds.
Man thinks: this is odd, my name isn't Greg. I'm Chris". Then man notices girlfriend is turning several hues of rainbow whenever the parrot goes into his act.
Man put two and four together. Girlfriend admits to affair with said Greg while man is at work. Man tosses out girlfriend.
Then man tosses out parrot. Good riddance to the girl, man says, but my heart is broken about the parrot. I tried to get him to stop this Greg thing, but I couldn't. It was just too much.
Girlfriend says she understands she had to go. She cant quite believe the parrot went too. "Chris spent more time talking to that parrot than he did to me," she told the press.
0230 GMT January 17, 2006
Nigeria: Shell Pulls Personnel From Oil Fields following attacks by local insurgents who say they are determined to shut down oil production in the delta region. Approximately 100,000 bbl/day of production is being lost.
Meanwhile, the Nigerian Army appears to have launched an operation in the region: locals first spoke of heavy firing, but now say fighting has died down.
Pakistan Missile Strike Still no clarity on events. US says it does not know if Al Qaeda No. 2 was killed: Pakistan says he was not present. Pakistan says US killed 18 innocent people; others say 8 foreigners were quickly taken away by locals and buried elsewhere. We'd mentioned reports the FBI is doing DNA analysis on some of the dead; FBI says it is ready but hasn't been asked.
US source says if Zawahiri is alive, US should know by end of the week; if he is dead, its going to be harder to establish.
Meanwhile, some good news: 4 children who were thought among the dead have turned up - someone they managed to escape during the strikes. Thus, the official toll is now 13, not 18 as reported earlier, and locals tell Jang of Pakistan they buried 13 people.
China Steps Up Cuba Ties Reader marcopetroni sends a Knight-Ridder report that China is upping its ties and investment in Cuba, with trade now at $1 billion/annually. China is investing in oil and metals production.
Report says PRC has established a listening station in Cuba.
The Cuba deal comes along with increasing PRC penetration of US's backyard, all Latin America trade with PRC has reached $22-billion.
Here's The First Energy Success in Afghanistan A $3.5-billion, 1680-km gas pipeline is to be constructed from Turkmenistan, through Herat, Kandahar, Quetta, Multan, and join the Indian pipeline system at Fazilka in the Punjab. All 3 countries will take gas from the pipeline, which will deliver 30 billion cubic meters annually. Turkmenistan proven gas reserves are 21 trillion cubic meters. (Jang's figures, of 2.8 trillion cubic feet, should read cubic meters, and are only for the Daultabad gas field which is the production point for the pipeline. Our figures are from and official Turkmenistan statement reported by Tass via BBC Monitoring November 16, 2004. http://beyondutopia.tripod.com/caspian/turkmenistan-reserves.htm)
This pipeline is separate from the proposed Iran-Pakistan-India pipeline. There are other pipelines under study to meet India's burgeoning energy demand.
The US is against the Iran-India pipeline, which is why US is willing to recognize India's N-armed status and start working with Delhi to increase civilian N-energy production. In our humble opinion, India needs Iranian gas now rather than American N-electricity later; both projects will have to go through.
Taliban Having Success in Derailing NATO's Afghan Mission A series of bombi